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Clown Fuck Around

To waste someone’s or your own valuable time doing nothing and being a fucking moron
Today, Scott decided to do nothing and just Clown Fuck Around
by LOGANsaurs October 29, 2022
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momentary clowning-around license

Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.
Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.
by QuacksO December 19, 2022
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Move Around Clown

“Move Around Clown” is a phrase used when a extremely grotesque subhuman who actively attempts to manipulate and destroy others lives… often confused for a reptilian/amphibian creature of some sort… who crawls out of the gutters. She answers to either “Felicia” or “Fellatio” … she picks bed bugs and sores off and has been seen to eat them on street corners. If you see this clown whore.. DO NOT APPROACH… even with caution. She/It will infect you, try to clown you, and make false police reports for sympathy.
Person 1: “Man, I should’ve yelled, “Move AROUND CLOWN,” my dick is sick since I let Fellatio try to jump on it.”

Person 2: “Damn bro… sounds like you’re the clown now. Hope they got a pill for that. BYE FELLATIO!”
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