mushroom cloud

muffin top + camel toe = mushroom cloud.

Rosie O'Donnell in a half shirt and skinny jeans?! Her mushroom cloud must be deadly.

by ducttapedoc October 16, 2010

Mushroom Cloud

1. The resulting cloud after a nuclear detonation.

2. To describe a person a person who is really, really mad.

Jeff's gonna lay a mushroom cloud when he finds out your bangin' his mom.

by Blowfish February 16, 2006

Mushroom Cloud

verb, latin origin. Wherein a man dick slaps turkey slaps someone with such velocity that the struck surface temporarily turns a blotted, nebulous white in the shape approximating a mushroom.

Tom, in a orgasmic fit o' rage, laid down an arching series of mushroom clouds on his wife's backside as he neared climax.

by Benjamin Cook December 29, 2007

mushroom cloud

When you slap another person on their forehead with your dick.

this chick was passed out at a party do I gave her a mushroom cloud.

by 4Q2pal November 12, 2007

Mushroom Cloud

When the head of his tiny dick is much larger than the base 🤧

I went to go suck it and he had a mushroom cloud, I couldn’t stop laughing

by SKINNYb August 13, 2019