A name given to a few individuals that reach over 400IQ in the official MI6 intelligence test. At the moment there is only 1 person worthy of the name.
When a man leaves his cock in a woman’s vagina motionless for an extended period of time, thus closing the tunnel and forcing traffic to be redirected to the rear. Schmitt has a plush area designed for this position in season 3 episode 15 of New Girl
“Have you heard of the closure of the Lincoln tunnel? They’re talking about it on New Girl.”
“Of course, here’s an excellent Urban Dictionary definition”
“Ooh, now I get it.”
When one has broken up with their partner, and they manipulate their ex-partner into felatio after the split. This can be done through weeping, grimacing, or other acts of pity.
That dome was fantastic, I’m never gonna be able to move on until I get that closure head.
A 'closure text' occurs when one party to a breakup or argument tries to get the last word or sends an attempt to induce guilt via text message after the fact.
"I would have loved you and we could have been great together but you ruined it. I wish you the best. Let's be friends one day. This is my closure text."