closey mccloserson

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

by jane February 18, 2005

Clovely

A very sadistic person

Your so clovely.

by Kettle Stick October 1, 2020

Closeline Laugh

Closeline laughing occurs when you start laughing hysterically in a high pitched tone and then randomly dropping a couple octaves (think squirrel laugh to lumberjack laugh in a matter of seconds!). The promiscuous lady, from The Notebook, does this after watching street lights change, like the adventurous southern girl she is.

Jane ran merrily along giggling, until she ran into a low tree branch, causing her to closeline laugh and lose all her friends for sounding like a dike.

by HappyF$&!ingGilmore September 1, 2012

Closety

1. Acting like you are in the closet

2. Making a comment, which would otherwise seem proactive in a political progressive and mostly liberal way, that will assuredly make others wonder about your hetro to homo ratio.

He's more offended about that word that all of my gay friends combined; seems kinda closety to me.

by Arden187 June 1, 2010

Clonely

When someone is both lonely and desires a clone. This could be of themselves, a pet or loved one. Cloneliness is not about wanting a dead person magically back and only applies to specifically wanting a clone.

Al: I'm so clonely.
Bob: Why?
Al: If I had some clones, we could each learn a different kung fu style and have some sweet free-for-alls.
Bob: Get help, dude. Seriously.

by Mr. Tofu July 14, 2010

closey

To be almost yet not quite struck in the genitals by an object.

Wow that was a closey.

by Smity Jegawerbanmanjenson July 22, 2006

Clonely Farts Pub

A mens drinking establishment frequented by slow moving patrons with an outstanding lack of originality.

Hey, don't look for any college kids in there, it's a clonely farts pub, you know, a wrinkle room.

by BubbaHoTep111 August 25, 2010