shitey cloot

A shitty cloth
A Scots indication that someone is over fond of whisky

He'd sup whisky through a shitey cloot, so he would.

by stevie platts January 30, 2004

vloody cloody

Making friends, not being scared to make a fool of yourself, being giddy and sharing adventures. Silliness

a rallying call for 'internet weirdos' at various festivals. We have long camped under the vloody cloody flag and invariably, whenever you shout out those words you'll end up talking to some random or other.

just go to a UK festival and shout "vloody cloody" - see what happens... at worst, you will get a great chance to laugh at yourself. At best, you might meet some of these weird and yet wonderful people: http://vloodycloody.com

by Lady Jane January 9, 2009

cooty cat

A slang term for the vagina.

She got her cooty cat tore up.

by pacodiablo February 14, 2004

cloogy

Not fully functional or buggy.

I finished writing the online shopping cart system, but it's a bit cloogy. I can't figure out how to change quantities and it doesn't always delete items from the cart when you click the remove button.

by Jed Hunsaker August 23, 2006

chootya

Hindi or Punjabi term for wanker/fucker

Hey chootya, you just crashed my car up!

by Doc September 29, 2003

cooty queen

A female being that is extremely ugly and no one likes her.

Eww! Who's that cooty queen.

by jophaaaaant January 16, 2011

cloot

A rag used to wipe your arse.

While it may appear to be a slightly distasteful but necessary choice to make in a desperate situation, cloots in fact are regularly the preferred method of wiping in Nort-Eastern Scotland due to the relative inexpense versus toilet paper. In posher households each family member will have their own cloot instead of the more traditional communal version.

The word cloot itself is simply a varient of cloth.

Like any boy fae Aberdeen, Bertie's Maw had taught him from an early age the importance of carrying his own cloot at all times.

by Craig McLaughlin December 24, 2008