crofty jambone head

To have a head like a christmas ham.

Jeff - Hey whats that over there
Dan- thats james croft

Jeff - oh i thought it was a lost christmas ham

Dan - no thats just his crofty jambone head

by G_meister November 23, 2019

Crofty

Any person that likes to laze about in a shady, preferrably underground area, avoids the sun and is generally awesome.

"Why is that kid sitting under an umbrella? It's a beuatiful day out!"
"Dude, he's a Crofty, it's what he does."

by Goilak February 19, 2009

Clotty

A woman who has a heavy menstrual cycle with lots of bloody chunks coming out. This woman is usually a little bit ratchet but also has bunda.

Did you see that girl that just walked by.... yeah she is definitely clotty.

by ihavesmalldick January 25, 2023

Chofty

Chofty: when a guys cock is in-between hard and soft

Dude!! You see Daniels mom!! Her ass is so nice!! she bent over right in front of me and I got a instant chofty!!!

by Mikodean May 30, 2016

cloty

The best word to use in wordle and used to describe someone who’s frustrated.

Why are you so cloty today?!

by claireh422 March 9, 2022

Clouty Chris

Someone who gets in serious relationships then gets their phone taken away and then gets broken up with.

“Ay bro what’s wrong”
“I just pulled a clouty chris with my girl”

by Justinmauk998 May 5, 2020

clefty

having more than one cleft

Blake is clefty.
Wow, you have dimples and a cleft chin and a cleft nose, wow, you are quite clefty.

by Lux! April 7, 2007