cliticize

The act of a woman criticizing a man. Occurs often when a man is whipped.

Tom: My girlfriend was nagging me yesterday and said I was lazy and stupid.

Jack: Dude, don't let her cliticize you like that!

by Joe Marioso the Plumber December 9, 2008

cliterium

the female sexual criteria for a solid relationship, typically defining a partner's ability to stimulate orgasm.

My relationship with Frank is going really well, but he's not meeting my cliterium.

by Salty and Sore July 13, 2010

cliteris

This means you are a dumb twat that is obviously 10 in sex ed and doesn’t know how to spell Clitoris... u twat

Ohh look it’s Bobby over there I bet he was a cliteris

by Bvnji18 May 22, 2021

Cliterference

Another word for "beaver dam";

Interfering with a girl who's trying to get laid, or preventing her from gettin' the hookup.

You're my bff and I love you but you're the shittiest wingwoman on the planet! All I've gotten all night is your cliterference.

by ka-chan April 21, 2015

cliterate

Versed in the art of pleasing a woman through her clitoris to orgasm. Having knowledge or competence.

First usage in novel "The BrotherHood"

Author John Iovine pub. 2013

Alternative spelling:
clitorate

He's cliterate.

by scifiguy10312 February 1, 2013

Cliterodectomedes

The ancient Greek goddess of pain and pleasure, famous for healing female vaginas after childbirth and for smiting male rapists.

I loved your essay about Cliterodectomedes, it was fascinating.

by Scott Nuffin September 7, 2016

clitorides

Clitorides (n) Latin - The correct plural of the word clitoris or clit. The incorrect plural clitorises is also commonly used. Like penis it shares a latin plural which the vast majority of the english speaking world appears to be ignorant of, penes.

Hey Tony! Do you think that those whores over there have salty clitorides?

by Connor McCarthy October 18, 2006