clenis

Portmanteau of clitoris and penis. A large clitoris that, due to its abnormal size, resembles a penis.

Don't download that porno with the wrestler Chyna, unless you want to barf... she's got a clenis!

by That Guy May 13, 2005

clenis

(noun.)
1. President Bill Clinton's all powerful member (Clinton + penis = clenis)

2. Name used to sarcastically identify right wing conservatives' and the media's habit of blaming every bad event on President Clinton's sexual misconduct.

George Bush couldn't have wrecked the economy...I blame the Clenis!

Thanks to the Clenis today's teens have no morals.

Rush Limbaugh blamed the Clenis for causing his criminal drug use.

by Adam_in_GA June 25, 2005

Cleanis

A penis (Johnson, cock, purple meat hammer, etc.), immediately following a bath or shower.

"After we checked into our hotel room and showered, she totally sucked my cleanis."

by someangryrotarian July 10, 2012

Clenis

A clitoris so big it can pass for a penis.

I went down on this lady the other night and she had quite the clenis.

by Joseph William B. April 20, 2009

cleanish

A girl who is hot but has a history of sleeping around. Potentially an STD hazard. Still had sex with her. Also see: whore.

-Dude, would you fuck her?
-Yeah.
-Why? She's gross.
-She's cleanish.

by EbonyLover21 August 31, 2011

Cleanis

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You can purchase innovative hygiene and body care products from Cleanis!

by Healthcare Guru October 14, 2016

Clenis

A clitoris so elongated it resembles a penis

Tom: so? How was your date with claire?

Phil: was bad dude, we got down to business but she had this huge long clit!

Tom: no way! Thats a clenis! I told you she was manly.

by Tommy4fingers December 20, 2016