cleaning up eggs

Eating out a girl on her period

“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”

“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”

by PsychedElicPidgeon September 23, 2020

clean sweep

when you shit so clean you dont even have to wipe

"bro im in such a hurry but I HAVE to shit. Lets hope its a clean sweep!"

"bro I just took the smoothest shit ever. As soon as it came out I knew it was a clean sweep"

by la nobleza March 27, 2019

clean my android

This describes a request for oral sex.

Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig to clean my android!

by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2016

Cheenese Neck Man

A holy god of Piaopiaoism, and the founder of the Xiaoxiao university. After losing in a duel to Cheenese Egg Man, he promoted to a god (as Cheenese Egg Man was impressed by his skill), and they have been ruling wuHAN, hooBAY, CHEENA ever since.

Cheenese Neck Man loves his bat soop.

by IDoEnjoyCoffinDance September 3, 2020

urban dic cleaning

The removal of excess definitions on Urban Dictionary.

"Man, dickles has like a hundred shitty definitions. It's time for an urban dic cleaning"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

clean-shit

When you take a shit and you don't have to wipe yourself because it came out clean.

random: wow, I though you took a number 2
another: yeah but it was a clean-shit

by stricky September 8, 2007

Clean Up Strat

A "Clean Up Strat" is when you have an orgasm while you are in the shower, leading to an easy clean up using the water provided by the shower.

Joey and Will pulled off a clean up strat before bed last night!

by Joey Arsenault and Will Forbes January 12, 2021