Cleveland Steamers 

A carpet cleaning company based in Champaign, IL. They have been working since 2002.

Wow my carpets are reallly fucking dirty. Who should i call?......The Cleveland Steamers!!!!

Cleveland Steamers by theoneandolnly July 21, 2010

cleavland steamer 

its when you crap in a girls boobs

i cleavland steamer that bitch

cleavland steamer by Keethan February 16, 2008

cleavland steamer rollover

When your partner is asleep on their stomach and their chest is inaccessible. you must roll them on their back and quickly before notice dump on his/her chest...
then you must pretend to fall asleep and allow your partner to wonder how the defacation has happened at all.

It is obvious, but you are awake. your partner is asleep with their chest down. you flip her/him over and rapidly release your shit( on the chest, which is of utmost importance). This is a Cleavland Steamer Rollover Classic Technique!! Who doesn't love the cleavland steamer rollover!?

cleavland steamer rollover by Mikey M.K September 23, 2007

Atomic cleavland steamer 

You do an atomic bomb except you are above a woman. Then climb down off of whatever the hell you where on. Then proceed to flattening out the shit on her back with your ass. Just like in the cleavland steamer.

Me: Stand still, Im going to get the step-ladder
April: Why would we need that?
Me: Im going to give you an atomic cleavland steamer
April: OOOOOOOO sounds like fun!

Atomic cleavland steamer by PlasmaNova June 19, 2008

Cleavland Steamer 

To take a huge juicy, brown, stinky dump (poop, shit w.e you wanna call it) on a person (known or just a payed hooker) before or after sex.

"Jim gave sally a cleavland steamer and it was hot as hell"

"I'd give a woman a cleavland steamer"

"Catlyn dreams of cleavland steamers in Mrs. Ford's class"

Cleavland Steamer by Sexy Poo Dude January 2, 2007

CLEAVLAND STEAMER 

This is when u take a dump on a chics chest, then make her run out in the cold and steam comes off her.

Tom: What happened with that chic Jenny from the office? She's going around saying you ain't shit.
Cleve: Damn shrimp fucked my stomach up. Told that bitch I didn't wanna fuck, but she just wouldn't stop. So when she topping me off, she screamed out, " u da shit." and i thought she said,"u can shit". Next thing you know, she was running outside throwin up from the stentch of the Cleavland Steamer I gave her.

CLEAVLAND STEAMER by c.w.w September 6, 2006

the cleavland steamer 

When a man or woman takes a shit on their partner's body during sex.

Girl: Can I give you the cleavland steamer on your face?

the cleavland steamer by Dreadedstar September 6, 2016