Coitus Procrastination

The act of thinking about football, soccer, golf, dead puppies, your mom etc etc during sexual intercourse causing a disruption in your exitement level and thus, not cumming as fast as you normally would (i.e. 1 minute)

Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.

Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!

Pablo- Que? No el inglishh

by MrPollo2010 February 23, 2010

Coitus Coif

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?

by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

Cleveland Citrus

Cleveland Citrus is a fermented beverage composed of feces and urine. Cleveland citrus is made by shitting and pissing in a toilet for at least one week without flushing. After the week-long period, the drink is ready for consumption. Cleveland Citrus is typically served like fruit punch, with the toilet being the punch bowl.

I went over to Ethan's place on Sunday for some ice-cold Cleveland Citrus and piss cakes with the boys!

by 6969_mynamejeff_6969 May 4, 2021

Coitus Conundrum

When you are in a sistuation with two or more hot girls, and you can not identify the hotter girl or whichone you would sleep with.

Dave: Look at all these hot chicks!

Steve: Which one would you sleep with?

Dave: All of them.

Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.

Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)

by Bagseven May 20, 2010

ciusism

An expirement started by @Gadonooze on Tiktok. ZMe1co58M

I typed ciusism on all the videos on my FYP.

by StarDust February 1, 2021

Citrus Drop

A generic citrus soda containing no fruit juice sold through the food-chain Kroger under the house brand Big-K. Reflects the taste of brand-name Mountain Dew bottled through Pepsi-Cola; a close resemblance, though slightly sweeter with a more prominent aftertaste.

Grab the Citrus Drop. Its like $2 bucks cheaper for a 12 pack of this shit instead of Mountain Dew.

by The Great Yatsby October 8, 2009

Citas

Used in the Bay Area as a substitute for Mamaz or Mother. Often heard in the phrase "on citas" similar to "on mamaz" meaning "i swear" or "i promise". Used for reassurance. Also to refer to ones mother.

Believed to be derived from the word Mamacita.

"Ay cuzzo, i just got hooked up wit weezy tickets!!"

"stop playin!"

"im fareal, on citas"

or
Mistah FAB lyrics - New Oakland

"Put that on something I put that on fathers
I put that on something I put that on mammas
I put that on something I put that on grand-citas"

by Chitza December 29, 2008