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ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
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Church Belling

When you're having sex with a female and your nuts clap against her anus making a sound
Damn Sean, Kelly and I was church belling all night long
Church Belling by Big dugg January 19, 2016

balls like church bells 

That base jumper's got balls like church bells

Church bells 

The swinging action big tits make when a chick is getting it doggy.
Lisa’s church bells were ringing when I drilled her last night.
Church bells by Big Dom88 January 16, 2020

The bells are ringing in the church

Basically, it's your balls going around your upper thighs
Bill: Dude the bells are ringing in the church!

Bob: Oh, shit!

Churchwell tarquin 

A backstabbing crappy magician who claims to have trained David Blaine
Tarquin Churchwell of MAGIC V1 on Filetopia
Username: Whodini

churchbells 

when your balls are hung low and sway side to side with ease
Dude I just got out of the shower and my boys are swinging like churchbells!
churchbells by chris.l23 January 23, 2010