Chuck Norris Shot

The Chuck Norris is a shot composed of 1 part Bourbon and 1 part 151 with as much tabasco as you can handle. You then place a few more dashes of tabasco on your hand, lick it off and take the shot. This is the REAL Chuck Norris Shot, not to be confused with the fruity weak sauce drink they consume in North Dakota. That is a drink Chuck Norris would never be caught drinking. If you respect Chuck Norris, drink this and teach your local bar how to make a proper Chuck Norris.

Barkeep! Give me a REAL Chuck Norris Shot!

Chuck Norris Shot by Matthew Forcella February 2, 2009

Chuck Norris Action Shorts 

1. Men's shorts that fit too tight and are too high, by social standards

2. Athletic shorts from the 70's and 80's.

A guy is trying on some shorts that are to small for him.

Dude: What do you think of these shorts babe?

Chick: They look like Chuck Norris action shorts.

Chuck Norris Action Shorts by the david thomas April 1, 2008

Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch 

One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.

Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch

Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch by FAS7 187 January 20, 2011

Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory 

It has been theorized that when Chuck Norris goes to Soviet Russia, everything is normal for him.

Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory in effect:
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks ass.

Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory by Kailman / The Thunder May 25, 2010

sauget chuck norris 

Any Officer on the Sauget, IL Police Department because they will pursue you until their wheels fall off, then they will run after you, and catch you.

Sauget Chuck Norris waiting with spikey strips

sauget chuck norris by Sauget Ballet Staff January 8, 2025