Chode

A penis wider than it is long, the downfall of women

girl: rips pants down
guy: oh fuck i'm ready
girl: rips of boxers
Guy: yeah baby
girl: wait.. you said it was huge this is a chode
guy: yeah in width

by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019

Chode

Justin Bieber

Just Bieber is a chode.

by FreddyFuckFace October 27, 2010

chode

a fat and short penis

Whoa, a chode!!

by Shane Jesus Lord above April 25, 2016

Chode

A penis wider than it is long

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.

by kooli December 9, 2002

Chodely

Someone who talks on and on about America, andd how it is better than everything else, Also wants to go to Westpoint college and get fucked by broad shouldered girls with deep voices. This person most likely acts like he has a lot of self confidence, but fails

Me: Hey Chodely

Chodely: Ur an ass

by Gstringsnagger December 8, 2010

chode

when your penis can touch all sides of a Tuna can without touching the bottom.

My oh my, look what he is doing with that Starkist can! He has a chode!

by andrew strong November 10, 2008

chode

From Wikipedia.com Chode is a synonym of perineum: The perineum is the area between the anus and genitals (in both males and females). Chode (not to be confused with "choad" meaning a penis that has a width bigger than length)(wikipedia)
Go to wikipedia for more synonyms like gooch and taint(from a contraction of "it ain't", as in "'Tain't penis, and 'tain't ass")

She just loves licking my chode on the way from my ass to my nuts.

by BigBatton July 20, 2008