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Clovis

Clovis is a town in New Mexico that you don't want to go to in the summer or the winter for that matter. There are flies everywhere and you can't even put your burger down for three seconds before two flies land on it. There's crazy people and meth heads everywhere, and stupid stores called Allsups. You've got your crack whores, prostitutes and the only beautiful people you see there are at the Cannon Air Force Base; and they're beautiful because they're from other places. The natives are all ugly motherfuckers with bad attitudes. The only good place to eat is Chili's. Oh! And the roads! If you spend a whole week there you'll have to replace your tires at the end of the week.
Eg: (In Clovis) What the fuck is that smell? Oh, it's all the cow shit!
by Ghoulia December 17, 2012
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Clovis Bray

A great person that did nothing wrong, and advanced humanity offering theoretical immortality
my mans is giving me real Clovis Bray vibes rn
by Clovis - 1 February 22, 2021
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Love to watch men. Sleeping all the time. Love to swear, very cute and beautiful. Very tall and thin.
Chloris’s IG: chlchl_riss
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Clovis 19

When you fuck a dirty bitch and catch clovid from her vagina.
"My penis hurts, Karen gave me the Clovis 19 I know it."
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clovis

a fine man with a nice butt
Hes totaly Clovis!!!!
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clovis

The good old place in the Central Valley that is constantly ripped on by Fresno People.. Gets extremely hot and very cold in the winter even though it hardly ever freezes, has an awesome school called Cedarwood Elementary that everyone wishes they could go to which is right on the city limit. Old town Clovis is also the shinazizazz becuase it has Clovis Music Center which stocks ESPs constantly, and it has a school that has been there for over a hundred years, CHS, basicaly Clovis is a French name for something, and we also have a rodeo that makes Old town smell for a month, which no one really goes to. The country around Clovis is pretty cool too and everyone thinks it is the coolest place ever.. ever
Out of towners:tarsh cognit i wish i could live in Clovis
by Beerman3509 July 25, 2006
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Clovis East

Clovis East is what used to be a distinguished school in the small town of Clovis, California. In recent years they changed the boundary limits of the district, allowing a bunch of kids from the ghetto to start going there. Home of many gang supporters and thugs, but also home to strong academics and arts programs, especially their band and choir, who are considered some of the top high school groups in California. The school is located on the same campus as the Middles school, Reyburn Intermediate, and is also on the same campus as Reagan Elementary. Our mascot is the Timberwolf.
Girl: "Hey, I go to Clovis East, how about you?"

Guy: "I'm a westie, but I'm thinking of transferring.
by ClovisResident May 16, 2011
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