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A quack. Psuedo-science mixed with con-artistry and more attention to patient relationships creates a winning$$$ combination. The buzz work of chiropractic "Subluxations" have never been shown on an x-ray.
I saw my chiropractor every week. It was costing me a ton, and then I read quackwatch and realized I'd been taken in by a fraud with no scientific basis
by paustone December 13, 2007
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Chiropractor

One who is a licensed practitioner of chiropractic. It is the Doctoral degree comparable to the medical degree, consisting of approximately 5500 hours of post graduate education.
Chiropractic is based on the vitalistic theory that human beings are self-regulating, self-maintaining and self-healing organisms whose nervous systems control and coordinate all other systems of the body. Interference to the nervous system can happen over the course of one's life causing a lessening of the function of the body. Chiropractors reduce or correct these interferences and the body is able to express life through the nervous system once again, creating a healing environment.
The diagnosis and treatment of disease is the practice of medicine using drugs, radiation and surgery. It is interested in sickness and what causes people to die. Chiropractic is the location and correction of nerve pressure by adjusting the spine. It is interested in health and what makes people live.
Since I've been going to the chiropractor, my overall health has improved.
by AmSav July 5, 2011
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Chiropractor

A stupid shitty person who cracks your fucking back just to kill you
He went to the chiropractor the other day and got blood on his back.
by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 13, 2017
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anti chiropractor

A nigga that be slamming cheeks and breaking backs
They call me the anti chiropractor cause i be breaking backs
by Daddy ronny May 29, 2021
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Chiropractor

An alternative healthcare practitioner with a Doctor of Chiropractic (D.C.) degree from a 4-year chiropractic college. DC's perform joint and spinal manipulation, based on the vitalistic belief that mechanical adjustments improve health by correcting nerve interference and, thereby, allowing the body’s innate healing intelligence to take over. Despite the name, chiropractic doctors are not medical doctors or physicians.

Systematic reviews of controlled clinical studies have found no evidence that chiropractic manipulation is effective for the treatment of disease, with the possible exception of treatment for back pain.
I thought the YouTube doctor’s advice was kind of fishy, so I checked the bio for his license: D.C… He’s a Chiropractor!
by spongeocoel September 18, 2022
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a maneuver in which you fake throwing out your back to get out of butt sex
slut: why did you stop fucking me in the ass?
me: my back hurts
by taz gam March 21, 2004
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Chiropractor

A “doctor” who performs “massages,” and if one gets lucky, happy endings are a bonus.

Note: These specific types typically work out of a local gym’s office and will shit where they eat. Committed clients preferred.
Me: Hey can you recommend a good place to get my back fixed?

Buddy: No, but I know a place that can attempt to get your back blown. Just have your insurance code it as “chiropractic work.”

Disclaimer - Chiropractors are often a physically hideous sight; bring a paper bag.
by fckwhorya May 1, 2022
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