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chinaman shuffle

When passenger (most notably on the TTC in Toronto) turns their knees to the side to let you in or out of your window seat instead of standing up for 3 seconds so that you can enter or exit the seat without obstructions.
I almost tripped getting out of my seat because the guy in aisle seat did the chinaman shuffle
chinaman shuffle by chingchongpotato February 10, 2014

Chinaman Swirl 

An audacious sex act.

Instruct your sexual partner to get down on all fours; approach from the rear. Gently cup their genitalia and place your thumb firmly on their anus. Slowly swirl your tongue, in an anti-clockwise direction, around the tip of your thumb. Repeat.
"I could go for a Chinaman Swirl tonight, it's been too long."

Chinaman Snowblower

The act of filling a partner's butthole with cocaine and snorting it as they fart it out.
John went down to the strip club and got a chinaman snowblower.

chinamans dilemma 

The chinaman's dilemma is wether or not it would be wise to capture and consume all of the shrimp in the world if one was able to. The dilemma is between the choice of instant and immense gratification (eating all the shrimp) or factoring in the long run and sustaining the shrimp population, resulting in eating less shrimp but for a longer time.
I have this whole pizza all to myself and I can eat it all tonight or save some for tomorrow. This is a real chinamans dilemma.
chinamans dilemma by Tomcatbernz September 12, 2013

chinamans pocket 

A droopy clitoris, resembling an ancient chinese dress, where the sleeves would hang down to compensate for the loss of a pocket.
"i would like to put my fan in your chinamans pocket"
chinamans pocket by alex mctach April 27, 2006

Chinamans Knob (NSW, Australia)

The name of a town in NSW (not to be confused with Chinamans Knob, Victoria. It was named after the Chinese miners and markets in the area in the late 1800s. The knob part comes from the hill that the town was founded upon.
"Me and my mates are going to Chinamans Knob (NSW, Australia) for the weekend."