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Chili Ring Destruction 

when your chili ring (a.k.a. your butthole) starts to bleed uncontrolably and shoot out foreign objects at various speeds and distances, causing immense pain and 3rd degree burns to everyone around you. if you can relate it to a violent volcanic eruption your chili ring and butthole is defietlly being destroyed. hense chili ring destruction. low chance of ever recovering or even surviving.
chili ring destruction is when you eat too many hot wings and start to feel like someone is shoving a samoan fire eater up your butthole. and he isnt going in without a fight. shortly after you start to to feel weak at the knees and eventuyally collapse and deficate all over yourself and the walls. not a pretty sight.
Chili Ring Destruction by dr fudge November 22, 2011

chili ring of death

When you have spicy food and and your asshole hurts when you shit
Hey did you hear mtv pat had the chili ring of death after he ate spicy peppers

Chili Ring Fiesta 

A large grouping of people cleaning the excess fecal matter of each other's assholes by intercourse or use of tongue.
Holy shit Gary I still have feces in my mouth from that raging chili ring fiesta last night.

chili ring of fire 

The insertion of a protected erect penis while covered in your choice of hot sauce into your partners anus OR in said case the "chili ring". this will result in a breakup and the victim not being able to sit down for a week.
Sally had a very hot sexual experience due to toms hot cock. Hence the term chili ring of fire!

chili ring supreme

When your given it to her in the chili ring and then you pull out and blow your load right in her dirty butt hole.
I gave her a chili ring supreme last night. Hell ya.

chili ring thumb 

When your thumb breaks through the T.P and your thumb gets crap on it .
Man don't shake his hand that fool always has chili ring thumb.
chili ring thumb by MadSlick August 7, 2017