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chickvestment

to invest money on those assets which give chicks in return
Bruce ordered a 10 bucks drink for that hot chick and got the ONS, what a good chickvestment.

Sam bought some new gym equipments for home , he said he will attract more chicks after getting fit, sounds like a promising chickvestment.

Looks like I better chickvest in a new car to attract some golddiggers.

Is it a good idea to chickvest on tinder?
by pirate_warrior June 3, 2020
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chickentarian

a person who is a vegetarian, but eats chicken. chicken is the only meat they eat.
She is a chickentarian.
by jojomama December 28, 2008
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chirpfest

A word which heightens the severity of the chirping. Meaning, someone or a few someones who chirp like it's their job.

You can also add the year at the end of it to really over-embelish the chirping. But the year must be said like "oh-seven" or "oh-eight" for it to make sense.
Heather: Wow did you see all that shit Cam and Dave were saying to each other on facebook?
Orley: No I didn't see!
Heather: Pretty much chirpfest 08 (oh-eight)
Orley: wow, I totally understand
by Hsmart08 October 8, 2008
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chicketarian

An individual that only eats chicken.
I can't go to In-N-Out, because they only sell burgers and my girlfriend is a chicketarian.
by pimp daddy 81 November 11, 2012
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checkfest

A checkfest is a series of insults traded between two people or two groops of people. The purpose of such a competition is to prove that one person or group is more dominant than the other. A checkfest can be spoken in verse, if the check masters are talented enough, but the common check master lacks the skill to diss in verse. When the competition has begun, it is appropriate for one exclusive person to shout "CHECKFEST!!!"
Mayne, Faisal started testin' Tari's gangsta. It's about to be a checkfest up in here!

Sammy, you missed the biggest checkfest of the year during lunch today. Saint dissed Brent so badly!
by Soki Shaikh August 10, 2006
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Butthole chickenstrips

Chicken strips that come exclusively out of a chickens butthole
Steve "Hello, I would like some butthole chickenstrips."
Employee: "sir, this is an orphanage'
by Ultimateturtle September 25, 2019
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Chicklets

Keep talking smack, I'll knock your chicklets out.
by Jeepingirrl September 23, 2005
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