chicken monkey

A bouncy creature that loves cheese, peas, pirates and ham. And also Haribo. Especially the crocs.

'Oh look! There goes the Chicken Monkey eating a bag of ham!'

by chicken monkey April 1, 2008

chickendonkey

A special dance used to scare away rats when they're chasing you. The dance involves running while flapping your arms like a chicken and making donkey noises. This should hopefully scare away any rats that are chasing you. Good luck.

person1: "OH NO WE'RE GETTING CHASED BY RATS!!!!
person2: "WELL WHAT DO WE DO??!!!?

person1: "DO THE CHICKENDONKEY NOW!!!!!!!"

person2: "what"

by the fungus tomato 🪱 January 18, 2026

chicken monkey balls

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Me: Dawg this wifi is chicken monkey balls
Sentence 2
My friend: ooh I wonder what the school lunch is this Friday
Me: *opens the tray*

My friend: no shit its chicken monkey balls
Me and my friend: For real..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

ChickenJockey

I AM STEVE

Holy gyattabayo you see that chicken. "You mean the CHICKENJOCKEY" HAHAHAHAHA Chicken Jockey you so funny man

by Fartbuttbenthe14th April 18, 2025