Cheesy Gordita Suck

A messy sloppy blow job.

Dude venessa is known to dish out cheesy gordita sucks.

by BenGreene August 4, 2017

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

A sex act in which you eat a taco from within the Butt cheeks of your partner.

We did the Cheesy Gordita Crunch last night and taco meat has never tasted so good.

by Grassfed November 6, 2020

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

That one item on that sweet sweet Taco Bell menu that will literally make you shit your guts so far out of your ass they will land in Canada unless you live in Canada then it’ll probably end up somewhere in the Ohio...but like it’s worth it

Carl: Ayo I need that good shit
Taco Bell Cashier: What sir?
Carl: I NEED THAT GOOD SHIT, FUCKER
Taco Bell Cashier: Sir please specify or leave the store
Carl: Oh yea I want that good ass Cheesy Gordita Crunch

by Spicy Cabbage November 8, 2019

cheesy gordita crunch box

A Latina vagina that has a serious case of Genital herpes.

I went to mexico and smashed a cheesy Gordita crunch box. Got an extra side of fire sauce I didn’t ask for.

by jerzboi August 28, 2018

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

v. - When a man and woman preform a sexual act in a taco bell parking lot, putting a Cheesy Gordita Crunch half in, halfout the woman's vagina. The man proceeds to eat the taco and leaves the other half inside.

"Hey girl, wanna go to taco bell and do a Cheesy Gordita Crunch with me?"

by TheOnlyFreak January 21, 2021

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

A sexual condition where a woman suffers from a yeast infection whilst having the crusted remains of her partners semen caked around the lips of her vaginal canal. May be abbreviated with “CGC”

“Me and Lindsay were going to smash but I noticed she had a CGC”
“Girl you a whole Cheesy Gordita Crunch down there go clean up”

by Lord Hereck April 4, 2022