ghetto grilled cheese sandwich 

Two pieces of buttered bread and a slice of cheese stuck together in a sandwich and stuck together in a toaster. Usually made by someone who is too lazy or a terrible cook to do it on the stove.

My toaster smells like burnt cheese from all the ghetto grilled cheese sandwiches I've made.

ghetto grilled cheese sandwich by ViviWannabe July 19, 2009

Toasted Cheese Sandwich 

This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.

The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.

Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"

Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."

Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."

Toasted Cheese Sandwich by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011

Cheese Sandwich Eater 

What is usually suggested by care workers, for an evening meal, for people with learning difficulties.

"You left the front door unlocked all night? Are you a cheese sandwich eater?"

Cheese Sandwich Eater by Sword'69 February 26, 2009

cheese sandwich 

Defines the plain and unexciting, based on the perceived dullness of an actual cheese sandwich. Often used in a relationship sense - i.e. a male/female who may be underachieving in terms of the attractiveness of their partner. In a more simple form, can be used by self-styled playas to question the excitement factor of committed, long-term relationships in general.

1. "Man, your girlfriend's ass is the size of Montana and her skin is the shade of newly fallen snow. Don't you get sick of eatin' that cheese sandwich?"

2. "I can't commit to her or anyone. I don't wanna be munchin' on a cheese sandwich for the rest of my life."

cheese sandwich by Lazarus Ciccone September 21, 2005

Fast Cheese Sandwich (FCS) 

One slice of bread, one slice of cheese, folded.

Well I had to work late, so I picked up a Fast Cheese Sandwich (FCS) on the way home. - Dick Van Dyke

Fast Cheese Sandwich (FCS) by dr. dick6969 September 26, 2009

cheese sandwich 

v. to love, originating from a converstion in the film love and sex, where saying I love you, is compared to being as ordinary and easy to say as cheese sandwich.

I will always cheese sandwich you

cheese sandwich by Geordie Nicole July 6, 2005

Ghetto Grilled Cheese Sandwich 

Two pieces of toast, 2 pieces of cheese with the plastic wrapper removed, assemble it and then nuke it in the microwave oven until the cheese melts.

Dad's making ghetto grilled cheese sandwichs for supper, "Let's see if we can eat at a friends house tonight!"

Ghetto Grilled Cheese Sandwich by Dave Sladek December 28, 2008