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left-handed charlotte

A Left-Handed Charlotte is a strong cum shot to the face while screaming "WILBUR" that forms a "web" over the left eye. (Use of the left hand is preferable, for consistency.)
I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.
by Dog Ruff Ruff 69 March 16, 2014
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charlotte

she is the best thing that will ever happen to you, keep her, love her, cherish her, you won’t regret it!
Guy: I want to date charlotte!
Girl: ugh, why do all the guys like charlotte?!?!?!
by root beer November 11, 2018
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Charlotte

The most amazing girl you could ever meet, she's beautiful, smart and funny. Once you meet a Charlotte you can never get her off your mind. It doesn't matter if you're her best friend or the girl you're in love with, you wont ever stop loving her. She is stubborn and hard headed but she can never be replaced. A Charlotte can be shy the first time you meet her but turns out to be wild when you get to know her. She will tease you but and it will only make you love her more. Her smile can light up a room and change your day completely. You are lucky if you can land a Charlotte as a best friend and even luckier if she loves you.
Speaker 1: I wish that Charlotte loved me as much as I love her
Speaker 2: I know me too
by bladefeb5 July 31, 2018
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Charlatan Duchess

She is a middle aged woman trying to live out her childhood fantasies of being a princess by manipulating a stupid British prince into marrying her by pretending to be pregnant. She is not liked by the British people and spends a lot of taxpayer dollars trying to get them to like her. She also spends a lot of time obsessing about her image on social media and spreading gossip about Kate Middleton.
by Royalty rocks May 1, 2019
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Charlotte crabbe

She is the best person in the world, so kind, and thoughtful, she's not a slag, she's gorgeous and beautiful.
hotcharlotte crabbe
by yamanbob July 24, 2011
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Charlotte McKinney

A model and actress, best known for her Carl's Jr. commercial, filled with cringe visual allegories for her breasts being huge.

But she recently lost a lot of weight, to anorexic levels, mostly to be taken seriously as an actor in Hollywood, making the commercial seem a lot more nostalgic.
Dude, have you seen that Carl's Jr. ad, man, I sure would like to dig into those patties.

Yeah, too bad she looks more like a French fry now, than a Quarter Pounder...

What are you talking about?

You know, Charlotte McKinney, the model with the small but formerly attributed big tits, what are you talking about?

I'm talking about the Beyond BBQ burger, you know the meat-free substitute burger they keep advertising...

Bruh...
by GregoryBaskins12963 June 14, 2020
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charlatan

A person who makes elaborate, fraudulent, and often voluble claims to skill or knowledge; a quack or fraud.
Go away, you overrated charlatan!
by Jaeba April 17, 2003
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