Charting

When you shart so hard it runs down your leg and into your shoe.

Charting so hard i'm going to have to buy new shoes.

by Batman 5911 November 13, 2011

Carroting

The act of putting expensive fruit and vegetable items through the self service checkout as cheaper ones. For example, one might put through a mango as a carrot or an avocado as a potato and save a few dollars.

The price of avocados at the moment is ridiculous. The only way I can afford them is by carroting.

by NimbleFruitJube April 24, 2018

carroting

The act of sticking a carrot up someones ass.

Jay loves carroting his boyfriend.

by jaylovescarrots January 7, 2010

Carroting

A woman having Sexual pleasure with the use of a carrot.

Nika B. :"Have you ever tried carroting? "
Paula V. :" Nah, what's that?

Nika B. :"Oh, that shoving a carrot into your pussy, it's real good! "
Paula V. :" Well there is only one way to find out if it's good"

by Carrot man111 January 6, 2017

Christing Off

Born again christian who talks about nothing other than Jesus Christ.

1) Frank: "Where is John today?"

Bill: "John is at church Christing off"

2) "The Jehova Witnesses came to my house this morning, and were Christing off"

3) "Stop Christing off Father Malone!"

by Spacecadet August 14, 2012

Jesus Christing

verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them

"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."

by aigle March 14, 2020

Carroting

The act of getting your dick and tucking it into your own butthole. Like a farmer pulling the carrot out, except you tryna replant it... if you know what I mean?😏

“Oh you know AlEx?”

“Oh yeah, isn’t that the gay nigga that likes carroting himself?”

by Youbiggay69 September 30, 2019