chaff

Light and fluffy hair found near a females (never males) nether regions. Derived from 'chaff-chaff'.

Girl in bikini, boy: "I can see your chaff".
"Sam D'Arcy, my God you're a chaff"
"I heard you got rid of your chaff"

by hect and nej January 13, 2005

chaff

when u have sex a lot and it gets raw

i had sex 7 times today and my shit is chaff!

by Amanda Derrsis May 14, 2005

chaff

bunk shwag.

low grade quality marijuana.

That bag you bought the other day was chaff.

by Nessa December 31, 2003

chaff

Derivative of a chav. However, this is a differnet species from that of Charford, Bromsrove, UK. Hence, chaff from Charford. Like a chav but carries hand to hand weaponary such as knives and ball bearing guns. Language includes:
Taxed - means to steal
Safe - 'Sound'

I ent no fukin chaff. Shat it or ill knive you one

by T.T October 21, 2004

Chaff

Something that is of low quality and trashy. The opposite of swanky. From the Bible reference "separating the wheat from the chaff"

This Cafeteria lunch is so chaff.

That was a chaff pool shot.

by Swagmaster3.14159 October 25, 2015

Chaff

In politics, a countermeasure to Free Speech protections whereby threatening information is discredited by associating it with already-discredited information.

Citizen journalists are publishing articles about how our healthcare reform bill is really designed to work in favor of our interests and at the expense of minorities! We can't censor them! Quick! Publish a bunch of Chaff about UFOs and a Flat Earth and link it to their sites! That way it'll look like only conspiracy theorists view this kind of stuff and no one will take it seriously!

Yes, I know that when you see this book about the War on Amazon it says that all the customers also purchased books about Nazism and Holocaust denial, but that's just Chaff intended to make it look guilty by association.

by Forgiver July 25, 2017

Chaff

A person kept around during the zombie apocalypse by a group of survivors as the designated bait when running from zombies. Usually a slower, heavier or asthmatic person without stamina. The idea is that he/she will be the person at the back of the group and will be caught by the zombies thus allowing the rest of the group to escape.

It has its origins in WWII radar counter-measures - bogus targets dropped by aircraft to confound enemy surveillance.

"We keep Bill around as Chaff, we don't have to run fast, just faster than Bill....."

"Who's the Chaff in this group? Look around, if you can't pick him out, it's you!"

by Necropology October 17, 2012