What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.
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Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."
That's a cereal monogamist.
Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."
That's a cereal monogamist.
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It all started off with with Echo saying
‘i read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk’.
the conflict escalated slowly, dividing into two parties: milk cereal and water cereal. the leader of the water cereal was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal was TNTRay. TNTray and I banished the scoundrels.
In the end, the water cereal blew up the governing milk cereal. tragically, TNTRay and Raven both canonically died.
however, in an effort to declare a victor, i donated to philza asking him on this matter and he responded ‘when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better’. the war came to an end with both parties searching for peace.
it ended with a peace treaty signed by TNT saying ‘To the water cereal, cocoa puffs, cookie crisps, and cereal boilers. The day this war started, I felt outraged. In pain. I was willing to give my life for this war (and I did). But I've since realized that we are all simply cereal lovers in different ways. We should all compromise and come to peace. Here's to the water and milk cereal, to the cookie crisps, the cocoa puffs, fruity pebbles, and creeper crunch. Love you all. But this is the end of the cereal war.’
‘i read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk’.
the conflict escalated slowly, dividing into two parties: milk cereal and water cereal. the leader of the water cereal was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal was TNTRay. TNTray and I banished the scoundrels.
In the end, the water cereal blew up the governing milk cereal. tragically, TNTRay and Raven both canonically died.
however, in an effort to declare a victor, i donated to philza asking him on this matter and he responded ‘when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better’. the war came to an end with both parties searching for peace.
it ended with a peace treaty signed by TNT saying ‘To the water cereal, cocoa puffs, cookie crisps, and cereal boilers. The day this war started, I felt outraged. In pain. I was willing to give my life for this war (and I did). But I've since realized that we are all simply cereal lovers in different ways. We should all compromise and come to peace. Here's to the water and milk cereal, to the cookie crisps, the cocoa puffs, fruity pebbles, and creeper crunch. Love you all. But this is the end of the cereal war.’
by Ash_1001 February 16, 2021
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A girl who will blow your mind. Often Joyful. Even on a shity day Celia can Make you smile and happy again. Guaranteed to be amazing, well-minded, and out right beautiful; Often known to be trustworthy, loving and caring.
A girl who will blow your mind. Often Joyful. Even on a shity day Celia can Make you smile and happy again. Guaranteed to be amazing, well-minded, and out right beautiful; Often known to be trustworthy, loving and caring.
by ShadowPizza June 29, 2016
Get the Celia mug.You need these things: 1. Your choice of your favorite Powerade or Gatorade. (Or Four Loko if you're feeling like a hard ass. WARNING: this will probably kill you should you decide to use Four Loko. I'm Sooper srs. Don't do it.). 2. Any type of gummy snack. Whether it be gummy bears or Gushers or gummy worms, etc. 3. Any flavor of Skittles (yes they have to be Skittles. Any Skittles will do but they have to be Skittles).
Then you mix these contents in a bowl and consume them. Then proceed to watch the world around you slow down to a point where you think you are the fastest man alive and proceed to run around the world. When in reality you are having the worst/best (depending on how you look at things) sugar rush in the world and fell into a diabetic coma. There is also the rare occasion that all the questions in the universe will become answered upon consumption, causing you to become insane.
Then you wake up four hours later wondering why your legs are gone.
It's called Cosby Cereal because of the mesh of bright and colorful items used to make this cereal. Much like the sweaters Bill Cosby from The Cosby Show.
Then you mix these contents in a bowl and consume them. Then proceed to watch the world around you slow down to a point where you think you are the fastest man alive and proceed to run around the world. When in reality you are having the worst/best (depending on how you look at things) sugar rush in the world and fell into a diabetic coma. There is also the rare occasion that all the questions in the universe will become answered upon consumption, causing you to become insane.
Then you wake up four hours later wondering why your legs are gone.
It's called Cosby Cereal because of the mesh of bright and colorful items used to make this cereal. Much like the sweaters Bill Cosby from The Cosby Show.
by Jak_Smiley December 29, 2013
Get the Cosby Cereal mug.A snack made by combining the broken up bits from the bottom of the bag with some type of topping, like tortilla chips with salsa or potato chips with ketchup or dip. It is generally consumed from a bowl or mug using a spoon.
Well there’s nothing but scraps left in this bag of tortilla chips. Will you hand me the salsa? I see chip cereal in my future.
by CarmaJ July 13, 2021
Get the chip cereal mug.Someone who is pure of heart. She wishes to please those around her and is an excellent team player. She is very passionate and expresses all emotions with her soul, especially when she loves. Celia is a "hopeful" romantic who will search 'til the ends of the earth to find her soul-mate and will never settle for anything less. She is extremely loyal to her friends and will do anything to protect the people that she loves. She is caring and sweet, and will stay by your side when you're down or sick. Although her loyalty runs strong. Celia is magnetic to all that meet her, with beauty, brains, and her witty sarcasm and good humor. She's literally just the best!!!
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