Colombian Landslide

The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.

"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"

"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"

by EWMB March 4, 2018

colon cologne

A natural fragrance expelled from one's shitbox.

Brent dusted Stephen's living room with a pleasant mist of colon cologne as he jolted off to work.

by matfunguy July 19, 2015

White Colombian

White Colombians are very common, unlike most latin americans who tend to have indian and dark traits , people might be a little surprised with the ammount of white Colombians, mostly in big cities like Medellin, Cali and the capital city: Bogotá.

Colombains aren't Mexicans, nor Peruvians, nor Guatemalans and so on. Therefore Colombians aren't necessarily brown or have similar looks as their Latin American counterparts. In fact, there are a lot more white genes in the Colombian heritage since the Spaniards first arrived in South America. Many Colombians get this a lot:

British guy: where are you from?
Colombian: Colombia
British guy: But you don't look Colombian, you look white!

This a perfect example of the misconception among people when generalizing typical Latino traits.

White Colombian

by The guitar player November 12, 2013

COLOMBIAN BEAR

Cute cuddle over sized Bear that keeps these gorgeous Colombian porn cam girls company, that all along is recording your private cam2cam sessions. While they gather information then screw you by finding your Miss's through social media and black mail your ass with videos, and conversations from the wassup you payed 200 tokens from.Not always the over sized Bear can be some of his smaller cousins...

"I just got screwed by a Colombian Bear"
Columbian Bear also known as a ColCumCam
Cam2cam fuck that, that bitch has a high tech ColCumCam, I don't mess with Colombian Bears..
Columbian Bears cam girls best friend

by anonymous June 15, 2021

Colon Three

:3 is a cat face. Used as a sort of cutesy or shy smile, playful or bashful. In real life it would be expressed with a slight, coquettish pursing of the lips.

"Did you get the new picture I sent you? :3" (colon three)

by DaystarEld February 7, 2012

Colombian Surprise

When someone takes a dump on top of the toilet lid, leaving a surprise for the next person.
Originated in Colombia.

My girlfriend left me a Colombian Surprise this morning! I made her clean it up.

by Dominguez 396 November 30, 2013

kick up the colon

This is worse than a kick on the butt because it is analy invasive!

The home team got a real kick up the colon when they lost by 30 points!

by I, Wreckerrr January 15, 2021