caveman

(In reference to a sexual act) When you are having sex in a doggy position and grab a hand full of hair to arouse your partner and declare dominance. Then immediately push your hand forward to force your partners head into the bed and begin furiously banging away like a caveman. Grunting is acceptable during this act, as it further supports your dominance.

"Dude, last night Nathan totally cavemaned that swamp donkey!"

"Alicea thought she could control me, but i flipped that shit around and pulled a caveman on that hoe."

"I'm feeling all primal and shit, time to caveman some strange."

by psuedo_god January 31, 2008

Caveman

Tannyn Stumph

Oh look, Caveman got 2x4’d again.

by skb9ine August 30, 2019

Caveman

the act of picking up a female (either a piggy back or fireman's lift) and running somewhere to have sex, grunting and swinging a club or beer bottle while you do it.

Yeah, I'm gonna caveman her over to the bushes behind the car park and smash that pasty

by jmz_901 July 4, 2011

Caveman

An unruly savage bitch who everyone fucking hates; usually travel in packs and normally have no friends. Male Cavemen tend to eat in disgustingly large amounts while the female Cavemen are usually sluts and are unbeknown to the fact that they are extremely disliked

Joe : Do you see that girl over there trying to fit in with the cheerleaders?

Evan : Yeah, dude. I can't believe she doesn't know everyone calls her a caveman

by Killa Mix Masta April 24, 2009

caveman

Taliban muslim living in caves, both physically and figuratively.

I like that we are bombing those cavemen terrorist scumbags.

-or-

These cavemen are so backwards, they want to punish you for shaving!

by steaks December 15, 2003

Caveman

When you see a chick so incredibly hot that you have the Neanderthal urge to hit her hard over the head, drag her away and make naughty caveman sex.

Guy1: Oh man look at that chick!
Guy2: Holy shit, I would caveman the fuck out of her...
Guy1: Hell ya!

by Pokemonliveinmybutt July 4, 2009

caveman

a lower social order that consists mostly of gang maulings of the fat kid and shouting abuse at those higher up in the order see example, see human scum
unluckily most of my year consist of cavemen and jocks

C1:"oi uhhg ooii hughuu!!"
Me:"what the fuck?!, help! i think this one likes me!!"
C2:"ugg arrg ohhg uh!"
Me:"you guys sure are ugly fucks ain't ya"

by hex_ten December 1, 2003