Catvampire

A girl who likes to act tough and talk crap about people. When confronted, she lies about it and then starts talking more crap and tries to look innocent in public. She's a disgrace to cats and vampires everywhere!

Boy: Who's she?
Girl: Ignore her; she's a CatVampire.. She'll just ruin your reputation.

by Zezima0123456789012 August 7, 2009

Catlapped

Catlapping is when you take a cat, and slap your friend in the crotch with it.

"Holy crap what happened to you?"
"I got catlapped by Jimmy..."

by Old Man Tran October 31, 2011

catlap

when your cat is on your lap

cant come to australia got a catlap

by muteds December 23, 2021