Castaway

When someone gives you a handjob and has ejaculate on their hand, they slap their soiled palm on your face and yell “WILSON!!”

Wifey was mad so she passive-aggressively gave me a Castaway last night.

by Xwing@aliciousness February 25, 2024

castaway crew

A small youtube group

The Castaway Crew is a great youtube group!

by milohi January 7, 2021

Castaway Fuckass

Someone who resembles a washed up long haired dipshit.

Have you seen Michael, he looks so much like a castaway fuckass.

by IsaiahYoMomma May 30, 2021

Castaway Fuckass

A person who resembles or is a dumb ass motherfucker.

Did you see Michael he looks like a castaway fuckass

by Bogehl May 30, 2021

the castaway

The castaway is where you take the "turd on a raft" (a turd on several layers of toilet paper floating in the toilet) one step farther by pooping one single,round,"Bridge Mix turd to represent Wilson. Inspired by the Tom Hanks Movie Castaway

I performed the castaway for my wife. She didn't seem to get the analogy.

by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011

cosmic castaway

Another term for space case.

He's off in his own little world, a cosmic castaway.

by haroldthesage March 16, 2009

My soul is literal fucking Castaway

When you feel like your soul is casting away during the middle of a double maths session or fucking spanish sessions. Sometime when you have a light boner for no reason and you start massaging it with nothing on your mind.

Bro my My soul is literal fucking Castaway, I'm gonna KMS cus this spanish lesson is SHIT

by DeadInside69ahahaha June 27, 2024