Carphunkles

A gamer that wonders why you put in his Xbox gamertag in the urban dictionary. Hardstuck gold siege player btw

“Why does this fagget named Carphunkles hold THAT peek”

by Itzcarp December 27, 2020

Carphoneitus

Early 21st century slang. A perpetual moron who is unable to remove his/her mobile phone from their face whilst driving.

Carphoneitus is a phenomenon that effects up to three quarters of the world’s driving population. The cause of this retarded mentality is debatable; some think it’s linked to a prepubescent homosexual infatuation with a member of the same family, while others simply believe it’s attributed to a childhood fear of home computers and the test card. One thing is undisputed however and that is 90% of offenders are actually not talking to anybody, whilst they're driving, they’re just pretending to, as they have no real friends.

by Dr Alucard July 18, 2006

Carpháge

Borrowed French expression for 'cigarette-holder'. Generally hand-crafted from polished, dark wood or some imitation thereof

"Her carpháge was resting delicately between two fingers at her cheek, and even though the cigarette at the widened tip of the carpháge had been out for several moments now she drew it to her lips and gingerly bit down into the polished wood of the mouthpiece while she waited for my reply."

by Deskomatic23333 March 8, 2015

Caphy

Caphy has two sides, a nice side and a demonic baby side 😭 Caphy would be nice and kind, would sometimes share her food with you if you were nice to her. But if you bully her.. mf will turn into a demon child

Jyllan : Did you see Caphy ABSOLUTELY demolish Jessica?
Holly : Yeah dude!!

by Kaii~ February 19, 2022

carphanage

A (traveling) orphanage on wheels.

Carlita: "Suki, watch that 'tude or i'll send you next door to the damn carphanage!"
-OR-
Marla: Goddammit, who forgot to put the brick behind the wheel of the carphanage?
Rain: Oops!
Mystiquey: Well shits magee, Rain, there went my fishsticks!

by Officer Steve Dave Scrapps September 16, 2005

Carpy

A person who loses control easily many would say apelike. Carpys are scary creatures who like to prey on homosexuals.

Tour guide: "Look everybody there is a wild Carpy they are very rare everyone be very quiet"
Carpy: "Reeeeeeee squuaaaaaaa"

Tour Guide: "Look everybody there is a wild Carpy they are very rare everyone be very quiet"
Carpy: "Reeeeeeee squuaaaaaaa"

by Your Main Nigger Beater February 27, 2019

Carphartz

The after aroma left in the air of a room

once a ratchets twerk sesson has been completed.

That fat bitch started twerken her hocks and now the whole room smells like carphartz.

by Dor At or October 30, 2017