Jack's Car Wash

In Fresno,the universal meeting place for all MILF's. They gather to get their car wash, buy their kids some tasty treats, or to simply hang out. They are most commonly found driving their black Range Rovers, or "Milfmobiles", at around 10-11am on Sundays.

Jahn: "Hey are you going to Jack's Car Wash?"

Saggy: "Yeah dude all the MILFS will be there!"

by Magic striss March 13, 2009

Newton's Car Wash

When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.

You: Oh no... all out of toilet paper. The best thing I can hope for is a Newton's car wash.

by mreman91 November 20, 2010

Jaken's car

The best place to make out. In that car your girlfriend will do anything for you.

"Did you hear they made out in Jaken's car?"

by lovebear March 16, 2013

your mom's car

an insult infinitely superior to "your mom"

Person: Your mom!

You: Your mom's car!

Person: Oooooo! That hurts! You win this round...

by Zum Zum Fanny August 1, 2006

Car where's my dude

When u got high and drunk last night, and lose your memory. When u wake up u have a hangover, but ur still high, and attempt to figure out what happened last night while still zonked out of your mind.

Bro what happened last night... Like car where's my dude

by Dabryn May 30, 2017

Clinton's Car Wash

When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.

"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."

by yu-ghi-seff March 17, 2017

ed banky's car

Comes from Catcher in the Rye and is a common slang term on the streets of NYC. Basically means janky or gross.

This shit is nasty! I mean its like ed banky's car!

by Kenneth Bartram April 5, 2010