1. The place where every old person in America comes to die.
2. The 5th largest city in Florida, although you cant tell, because nobody, except its residents, knows it even exists.
3. A place where every scene kid in America seems to live, and for fun activities, well you can find some of the "local scene beans" behind the mcdonalds at camalot snorting cocaine, and other various
illegal substances.
4.A place that has
nothing to do, except for marquee cinemas, and sun splash.
5. A drama filled city, mostly because of all the
scene kids, so if your life is boring, become scene.
Very Old Person 1: Hey honey, where do you want to move?
Very Old Person 2: Lets move to Cape Coral, seeing as were going to die soon anyways!
Normal Kid 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Normal Kid 2: Lets go somewhere fun!
Normal Kid 3: How about Maruee Cinemas, or Sun Splash!
Normal Kid 1: But Maruee Cinemas is filled with SCENE KIDS!
