cantaloupe weenie

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.

"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."

by mcslezzy March 6, 2009

cantaloupical

Cantaloupical means to act like a cantaloupe. Cantaloupes are fresh and juicy, so a cantaloupical person would act really nicely, but their weakness would be always telling the truth, even in bad situations. They would taste juicy, and look lovely and fresh every day.

Oh, have you met Johnny? He's really cantaloupical!

by Cantaloupes4Ever May 31, 2017

Cantalopus

Extremely round in nature and large; Freakishly large

Shelby has cantalopus pantyloons; Steve-0 has cantalopus balls

by Nutzzz-0 June 16, 2012

Canaille

Cajun adjective (kah-NIGH) used to describe a person who is usually hiding something, such as true intentions or ulterior motives.

You can see in that canaille little smile, he's up to something.

by Booshstash September 21, 2011

cantrill

verb. To highlight (literally) plagiarized passages with neon pink ink, particularly in a scientific article.

An eminent chemist was caught plagiarizing when a cantrilled version of his text was posted on Twitter.

by Chemwriter June 30, 2012

Cantilloons

n. A portmanteau of 'Cantillon', a well known brewer of highly acidic 'lambic' beers, and Pantaloons, wide breeches common in 17th Century England.

Excessive consumption of lambic beers is known to adversely affect the digestive system, often causing unintentional venting of highly liquescent excrement. One who has suffered such an outburst is said to have 'Cantiloons'.

"Man, I drank 10 bottles of Lambic last night. I had heinous Cantilloons."

by ExpertBeerTaster August 22, 2011

chantaille

Gorgeous, smart, sexy, and humble.

“She looks just like a Chantaille!”

by Englishmuffin123 November 23, 2021