Campus Gypsy

One who travels to a university not belonging to their own with the sole purpose of finding parties and getting drunk. This person travels to other universities most likely because their own college parties suck or they're not even going to college because they fucked up in high school.

Person 1: "Hey man, there's a Campus Gypsy outside that says he knows you"
Person 2: "Fuck that kid, he stole all my beer last week."

by TitsForHarambe August 12, 2016

campus crush

a crush on a well-know person on campus who you may or may not actually be friends with.

girl 1: I have a huuuuuge campus crush on Alex Summers.
girl 2: That's nice...just don't start stalking him.

by Queen'sGirl January 11, 2009

Campus Crusade for Cthulhu

A student group at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) ran for the sole purpose of extracting serious lulz from the otherwise deadened student populace. The organization is a grotesque parody of the Campus Crusade for Christ but does reflect the cult-like following the works of Lovecraft et al. have garnered at MIT. Various activities include Sunday readings from the Necronomicon, the BBQ goat sacrifice during Campus Preview Weekend and Rush, and idol crafting circles. Their goal is to ensure they are eaten last when Cthulhu devours the world...so they can watch everyone else's suffering.

Student 1: "Hey, you gonna join CCC?"
Student 2: "Yeah, Christ rocks!"
Student 1: "Oh, no, man, I was talking about the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu!"

CCCMIT member: "Join us, and you shall be devoured last when mighty Cthulhu awakens and rises from the city of R'yleh!"

by MITFroshling#1 December 13, 2010

Campus Safetyism

A philosophy that advocates for protection from supposed offensive ideas on college campuses. (The term is from Jonathan Haidt's book "The Coddling of the American Mind")

Bret Weinstein was booted off the campus of Evergreen College in part thanks to campus safetyism.

by MoribundMurdoch July 18, 2021

campus celebrity

Someone at your school who you develop a fascination with despite knowing nothing about them because they are attractive, weird-looking or just seem like they lead an interesting life.

The guy who always wears a yellow Sonic necklace and a striped shirt is my friend’s campus celebrity, I need to send her a picture!

by pestobismol February 15, 2023

Campus Cocktail

A very concentrated drink made by college students before exams to help them stay awake and study.

1 10mg Adderall pill
1 cup of your favorite ice coffee
1/2 can of small redbull

Grind up the adderall and mix it with the ice coffee and redbull. A few sips should keep you up for a minimum of 48 hours.

Side effects include:
- Extreme headaches
- Loss of appetite
- Non-stop talking
- Insomnia
- Insomnia again
- Some more Insomnia
- Good grades
- Bad grades
- Constipation
- Increase in your Halo 3 rank

Many people smoke a bowl of marijuana after to mellow them out a bit, and to make everything you see more interesting.

Johnny sipped on a Campus Cocktail the night before his biology exam.

by akilleezz October 10, 2009

Campus Unicorn

Your unicorn is that person you see everywhere and always cross paths with; you both recognize each other, but rarely move past the awkward eye contact because you’ve never actually met.

The term was popularized in the article "Finding Your Unicorn" by Keare and Brown.

"Donahoe had encountered his unicorn earlier that day at the gym. They were standing next to each other and were the only two in the area. It was a little awkward because they had once interacted, Donahoe said, but they didn’t actually know each other."

"Even if you let me yank off your horn, you'll always be my campus unicorn."

by Drainitup April 11, 2015