Originating from the word callipygous, Callipygism is a philosophy that encourages the appreciation of well-formed, beautiful asses. Respect is given to the incredible life-force that a well-formed ass radiates. The people who live by this philosophy are mostly men, many of whom consider it a religion. Callipygianists, are commonly referred to as "Pygians". The Pygians are often considered immature and disrespectful, but are actually very serious about their faith.
As they have no real God, they follow the leadership of their prophet, Jabeebus. An age old philosophy, Callipygism has only recently been named and officially recognized. The scripture is not yet complete, but is referred to as the Calliptoscript.
As they have no real God, they follow the leadership of their prophet, Jabeebus. An age old philosophy, Callipygism has only recently been named and officially recognized. The scripture is not yet complete, but is referred to as the Calliptoscript.
Tim: What did you put as your religious affiliation?
Chris: Callipygism. I'm an ass-man.
Tim: Praise Clunis!
Chris: Praise Clunis!
Chris: Callipygism. I'm an ass-man.
Tim: Praise Clunis!
Chris: Praise Clunis!
by Jabeebus Almighty October 17, 2015
Get the Callipygismmug. It is a statue in whatever fuck museum, it is famous for its uh art. In greek it stands for venus of the beautiful buttocks. yeah I'll stop here.
Rich man 1: excellent art from ancient times.
Boy 1: daddy why she's naked.
Rich 1: shut up boy you dont understand the man who made venus Callipyge.
Boy 1: daddy why she's naked.
Rich 1: shut up boy you dont understand the man who made venus Callipyge.
by Statuesque March 26, 2024
Get the Venus Callipygemug. by TAV-OH June 25, 2024
Get the Callipygousmug. by Ryandennisgeorge March 12, 2025
Get the Callipygousmug.