Caller IQ

A variable threshold setting for the acceptable minimum intelligence level of an incoming caller. This feature may also be used in conjunction with Caller ID, should you so desire. A novelity originated by IT Professionals so as to quickly determine the likelihood of being able to successfully interface with the caller; now gaining popularity in the mainstream public sector.

A. You call the Customer Service Helpline, but after a few rings you are disconnected. You failed to meet their Caller IQ.

B. Your mate's phone rings, but after a cursory glance she fails to answer. You ask: "What's up?" She replies: "My Ex. Didn't make the Caller IQ."

by Mel G. October 21, 2012

caller music

muzak set on telphone or cellphone sets that can be listened to by a caller until the receiver answers.

When I called him up, I was kept on hold for more than a minute. Yet, I did not feel bored because I was enjoying the caller music from the other end.

by uttam maharjan November 20, 2011

caller hidee

the ID of a caller that cannot be caught by a device for displaying caller IDs.

A caller hidee is a concealed caller ID. It cannot be caught by a caller ID device.

by uttam maharjan June 14, 2011

Cod caller

A super fisherman with extraordinary talent for catching massive huge big cod

1 "Yep you guessed it! Cod caller struck again with a nice 60 pounder"
2. "What do you mean who? The cod caller is a household name around tin can"
3. "With the cod caller and the fish whisperer you cunts have got fuckin nothing
4. "He's just an environmental rapist that cod caller fella"
6. "You want fish? Call 1800CODCALLER. He'll get you fkn fish"

by gibbalatte April 18, 2017

next caller

Used to indicate annoyance and disapproval of one’s behavior or actions; analogous to “I’m done with you”

I’m so tired of these racist tik tok stars with their half-assed apologies. NEXT CALLER!!

by yurrrt April 29, 2020

shop caller

When you're such a player that you call the shops around town to let them know you've got bank and to treat your shorty right.

"My man is a shop caller, he makes sure to let everyone know that I'm his girl and that they betta take care of me while I'm spendin his dough."

Playas are gon play
and hatas are gon hate
ballas are gon ball,
shop callas are gon call

by shopcalla4eva April 29, 2009

shot caller

an individual in a gang who has a high status. This person "calls the shots", but he dosen't carry it out, hes already done that role, hence his elevated status.

Shot caller: Go kill this dude named tone, you can find him on 34th street, apartment 419.

by drew December 25, 2003