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Cakeist

When one only likes white cake, only makes white cake and only eats white cake.
A) Person 1: "Hey girl, I brought some cake over."
Person 2: " Oh hell no! Get that chocolate cake outta my house. You know I only like white cake!"
Person 1: "You're such a cakeist."

B) "Dude, put that chocolate cake in the back of the fridge. I don't like that shit. I'm a total cakeist."
by NutsInMyMOUTH August 8, 2016
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cakefish

The cross between a fish and a cake.
A cakefish.
by cakefish July 25, 2011
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Cakeist

To choose one cake over the orhers
Corey is totally cakeist
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[cakefish]

"when you accidentally drop your birthday cake onto your girlfriends poon when innhebriated.....on your birthday no doubt" ....
"oh shit!!! i tripped over my pams leg and made her poon a CAKEFISH!!!"
by Brownboyj January 23, 2009
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Caleisha

STRONG a Loyal person, a beautiful soul, humble, the coolest person to ever meet, loving caring and always put and think of others before self hates negative things that brings down a spirit often quiet and silly but will fuck you up when feeling taken advantage of. You are A Very RARE BREED.
Caleisha is an amazing person, Caleisha Thinks of others.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Cakeshit

Appears attractive, perfect, or appealing on the outside but is disappointing, messy, fake, or unpleasant on the inside.
~Don’t be fooled by his smooth talk and style he’s a total cakeshit underneath it all.

~That apartment was cakeshit. Looked fancy online but was falling apart in person.
by mcojack July 8, 2025
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eat cakeshit

I went to a liberal debate on campus
before the debate started i was kicked
because i disagreed with abortion
they made me 'eat cakeshit'

It's when you're dealing with people who do not want to debate, they want blood.
They'd like to 'eat their cake, and shit it too' I guess.
This weird liberal Belgian blonde shick hollared at me to marry her stoner ass.
When I said no 'eat your cak and shit it too' she got made.
She screamed, 'go eat cakeshit' and cried.
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 5, 2025
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