A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.
For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.
by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015
Get the Canarian phone sex mug.The greatest island in the Canary Islands, Spain. It's famous for its parties, like Carnaval, its tolerance towards everybody, and the incredible amount of beautiful places you can visit.
There's a rivalry with people from Tenerife, chicharreros, who are a bit presumptuos and cocky, despite being far inferior to canariones. Plus, Gran Canaria has better teams in most sports, like football, basket, handball, volleyball, etc.
There's a rivalry with people from Tenerife, chicharreros, who are a bit presumptuos and cocky, despite being far inferior to canariones. Plus, Gran Canaria has better teams in most sports, like football, basket, handball, volleyball, etc.
Dude, Gran Canaria all the way! It's awesome, and way better than Tenerife. Favourite holidays ever!!
by mccharmley February 20, 2011
Get the Gran Canaria mug.dead..dead as a cacaroach is a phrase used my this boy named Daniel. usually used at the end of a sentence OR A FACTTT.
are y’all really best friends if you and your best friend don’t act weird around each other like it’s nothing HMHM okeyy silly goose me and my best friend be like “mmm hey GRRARW” and act like it’s totally normal I think we’re just unstabled got me dead....dead as a cacaroach
by mmm heyy November 25, 2020
Get the dead....dead as a cacaroach mug.The best way to say cockroach. Taken from the movie Scarface best gangster/drug lord movie out there.
by Shermen Wormen July 1, 2005
Get the cacaroach mug.'Cacaritis' is a very contagious disease that is airborne. The first-ever documented patient diagnosed with this disease used to go by the name Azzhara. She first showed signs on Thursday, February 18th 2021. She spread it to some well known people such as Sarah, Nisa, Rianna, Bethany, Dove and Rayhanna. This disease was also spread online via a discord server entitled "Danganronpa RP." Please exercise caution as this disease is highly contagious.
Once someone has been victim to smelling or hearing a fart they are automatically infected. When online, if you are exposed to the word "caca" several times, you are also at high risk. Do not underestimate this disease, it is very real. Cacaritis-infected persons often called cacaritarians, display many symptoms. The most common of all being: constantly using the word caca in dialogue. Here is a list of other symptoms.
1) Chronic Flatulence
2) Constipation
3) Excessive defecating
4) Searching caca on social media
5) Unusual bowel movements
6) Being aroused by / Enjoying the smell of caca
These symptoms listed above are just the start. Symptoms may vary depending on your level of exposure. Seeing as I have already repeated the word caca multiple times, it must already be too late for me. If you or your loved ones have been experiencing these effects immediately call your nearest assasi- i mean health facility. We must spread awareness please spread the word.
Once someone has been victim to smelling or hearing a fart they are automatically infected. When online, if you are exposed to the word "caca" several times, you are also at high risk. Do not underestimate this disease, it is very real. Cacaritis-infected persons often called cacaritarians, display many symptoms. The most common of all being: constantly using the word caca in dialogue. Here is a list of other symptoms.
1) Chronic Flatulence
2) Constipation
3) Excessive defecating
4) Searching caca on social media
5) Unusual bowel movements
6) Being aroused by / Enjoying the smell of caca
These symptoms listed above are just the start. Symptoms may vary depending on your level of exposure. Seeing as I have already repeated the word caca multiple times, it must already be too late for me. If you or your loved ones have been experiencing these effects immediately call your nearest assasi- i mean health facility. We must spread awareness please spread the word.
Kat: Hey guys what's up?
Amani: Caca.
Dangandude: Caca-n deez nutz fit in yo mouth
Kat: G-Guys???
Yuni: CACA
Kat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE A FAMILY
Antxqus: caca
Kat: Not you too.... *sigh* i suppose I'm next. Cacaritis has taken over.
Amani: Caca.
Dangandude: Caca-n deez nutz fit in yo mouth
Kat: G-Guys???
Yuni: CACA
Kat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE A FAMILY
Antxqus: caca
Kat: Not you too.... *sigh* i suppose I'm next. Cacaritis has taken over.
by KyokosGlovez October 14, 2021
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by Cacancesca November 28, 2021
Get the cacaliana mug.A Gran Canaria situation occurs when a story is told about an event that happened between two people but nobody else really knows what really happened or the full story besides the two people involved.
"Did you hear what happened between Joe and Candy? Nope, no one will ever know, its a Gran Canaria situation.."
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