Buttsharpies

The name for a group of permanent markers that are placed inside the anus of a human being, then photographed, and posted on reddit.com.
Completely NSFW, but is can be found at the subreddit:

/r/ButtSharpies/

You see that picture on reddit? That chick had the world record with 14 buttsharpies!

by Hex68 January 15, 2014

Buttshank

(noun, adverb) The act of or actual splash of cold toilet water splashing onto one's bare ass caused by the poop plummeting into the water basin and displacing the water below.

WOW. My ass is really wet from that buttshank.
(insult) You buttshank, go dry your ass.

by C-troubalicious February 12, 2006

buttstain-brown

The color left in underwear, bed-linen or elsewhere, usually in a streak.

Do you want your peanut butter spread thick, or just buttstain-brown?

I like the color of that table, not as dark as walnut, not as light as maple, more of a buttstain-brown.

by buggy October 20, 2005

buttsnarls

the snarling of ass hair due to the clotting of fecal matter on the ass hair, resulting a tangle of feces and hair that are tough to separate

after that corn cob eating contest, those buttsnarls were really bad and took a week to get out.

by Naerg March 9, 2009

Buttsmackle

Like honeysuckle, a Buttsmackle is when one presses their face against another's buttcheeks and suckles on the insides.

Ron: Dude, we totally Buttsmackled last night, man.

Stan: Hell yes, bro!

by Buttsmackle-King May 27, 2021

buttswana

The country with the 3rd highest AIDS rate

Person 1: Have you seen Buttswana yet?
Person 2: Yeah, those AIDS rates are crazy!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 9, 2021

buttshark

One who kisses ass to get noticed or ahead of his coworkers. AKA: a total suckass

damn, that truax is a buttshark!

by Wonderwoman September 1, 2004