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Peanut Butter Fingers 

When using cheap toilet paper and your finger(s) rip through & you end up with visible crap on your finger(s)
I wish they would provide better toilet paper at work. Every time I wipe my ass I end up with Peanut Butter Fingers
Peanut Butter Fingers by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015

Butter Fucking Fingers 

A common disorder that is more severe than just regular butter fingers. This disorder makes almost any type of grasping of the hand on an object impossible. This is due to the fact that their fingers only have one purpose and that purpose is to fuck butter. Butter is no longer on the fingers like butter fingers but it is now being fucked by the fingers. Thus making the fingers way too slippery and too greasy to attempt to grasp and keep a firm grip on any object.
Tom: "Woody how can you not be able to pick up that damn box!?"

Woody: "I have butter fucking fingers sir!"

Tom: "Oh I understand now."
Butter Fucking Fingers by Kai V October 5, 2009

butter finger blast

When a guy is having sex with his girlfriend, and she slides her hand down his ass and her finger accidentally slips into his ass, then he reacts by quickly pulling away and off her finger, in a blasting-off motion.
I was having a great time with Amber even when she gave me the butter finger blast. I actually enjoyed it.

buttery fingers operation 

A method of secretly obtaining the screen time passcode without one's parents knowing.
Cmon Clark, you've gotta use the buttery fingers operation.
buttery fingers operation by Reton January 13, 2022

butter finger 

n. a candy bar consisting of layers of brittle sweet heaven. best when put in a dary-queen blizard.

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 bar (60 g)
Servings per Container 1

Amount Per Serving
Calories 270 Calories from Fat 100

% Daily Value*
Total Fat 11 g 17%
Saturated Fat 6 g 28%
Trans Fat 0 g
Cholesterol 0 mg 0%
Sodium 135 mg 6%
Total Carbohydrate 43 g 14%
Dietary Fiber 1 g 4%
Sugars 29 g
Protein 4 g
Vitamin A 0% * Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 2% * Iron 2%
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs:
Calories: 2,000 2,500
Total Fat Less than 65 g 80 g
Sat Fat Less than 20 g 25 g
Cholesterol Less than 300 mg 300 mg
Sodium Less than 2,400 mg 2,400 mg
Total Carbohydrate 300 g 375 g
Dietary Fiber 25 g 30 g


"hey that butter finger isnt free ya know?"
"hey that butter finger isnt free ya know?"
butter finger by Walie March 6, 2009

Butter finger the wrapper 

A rapper who writes shitty distracts to random people if you ask him Nicely he will diss track your friends for freee
Guy: man fuck Timmy he’s an ass whole other guy: yeah we should call butter finger the wrapper to diss track his ass