buttbeast

A vicious drooling beast residing in Gaywood, King's Lynn, S. England. Thought by many to be mythical, the evil faggot creature leaves its lair by night to stalk the streets of Norwich. Many an unsuspecting stranger has been caught unawares and savagely ass-raped by this mindless demon. The folk of Norwich tie garlic over their doors to ward off this enemy of all things heterosexual.......

The folk of Norwich fled when they heard the buttbeast's lurching approach.......

by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

buttbang

To buttfuck someone with a pistol. See hot buttbang.

I whipped out my 9mm and buttbanged that dude.

by Cor Diddy November 13, 2007

buttabean

a little skin sack that hang low out of a someones ass

mary has the biggest buttabean hangin out of her self ass

by shanequa shanana squall October 22, 2011

hot buttbang

To butt fuck someone with a pistol with the safety off. See buttbang

I pulled out my 9mm and gave him a hot buttbang

by Cor Diddy November 13, 2007

Buttbear

A nickname given to someone when they act in an awkward or derpy way that is more indearing than anything else. This term can also be used to describe derpy/rolypoly animals.

Zack: "I just tried to enter through the exit and totally crashed into the door."

Kendra: "Awww, you little buttbear!"

by Kelsokelsington October 1, 2013

Buttbent

Extremely perturbed or agitated.

The fact that they knew we were coming, and they made plans to be elsewhere, really makes me buttbent!

by John Bartholomew August 25, 2021

buttbeard

While most male human rear ends have a substantial amount of butt hair, female humans rear ends tend toward a limited amount of hair in that general region of the human body. A friend was telling a story about a night when one of my friends took a beer can label and presented the label on his undressed rear end to a group of friends. I began thinking that a label of that size would tend to remove hair from where the label was placed on the buttocks.

I thought, “What would a person call a buttocks with copious amounts of hair?”

I derived the word “Buttbeard,” which is a noun and a name for very hairy buttocks.

An example of usage might be, “Jonny had such a hairy buttock that his friends alluded to it as his, “buttbeard.” Or, “John knew that to keep his wife happy, he would need to maintain his “buttbeard effectively.” Or, “Proper grooming of an unruly “buttbeard” always supports marital relations.

by allanrd61 June 2, 2024