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touch-butt

A form of "Athletic Conditioning " Which requires two or more dorks constantly touching each others rear end, a pool noodle or other phallic objects may be used during this activity. Commonly practiced in parks and is rumored to founded by an Irish mixed martial artist who claimed to have mystic powers over others, while many have fallen for this fad it is not recommended for safety reasons.
You're playing touch-butt with that dork in the park. (The guy) with the ponytail and I'm the one who ain't got no training partners? I don't think so. You seem to have it all figured out when you're fighting midgets.
by ninja shinobi July 31, 2016
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touch butt

The act of adult horseplay in which two men competitively try to touch each-others butts while defending there own butts. Often played in the park with a man sporting a ponytail. A term made popular by Nate Diaz during a UFC press conference.
You were playing touch butt with that dork in the park!
by Lump Loaf August 9, 2016
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Touch Butts

Doing the do. Also see, "doing the nasty." Usually used in a joking manner.
I know we're going to take it to the next level and touch butts tonight.
by RowenaRavenclaw September 7, 2014
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Summer butt touch

It is originated from Barbie in a mermaid tail that had a song that said summer sunshine which was later changed to summer butt touch. The word means to go to a beach in Malibu in the summer and start touching boy's and girl's butts regardless of your gender.
Summer butt touch, the sky's and the beach and gettin' a tan! Summer butt touch! Oh, oh! Oh, oh!
by OllieKazam December 21, 2017
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Touching Butts

When you and your significant other sleep in the opposite direction.
I'm sick of you, we are touching butts and going to sleep.
by FabricFresh June 15, 2016
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Friendly butt touch

1. To touch the booty of a friend with no sexual intent.
Adam gave Emma a friendly butt touch in Adams room
by Officer Wag January 10, 2016
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Russian Butt-Touch

When you do the Chinese Butt-Touch twice at the same time.
Hey there penis-touch, I heard you did the Russian Butt-touch.
by Dengus69 August 3, 2016
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