Why does nobody love me

Josh: Why does nobody love me
Google: Wait, what am I supposed to say
by JustYoDude April 14, 2018
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Urban Dictionary exists because god is dead.
If you are asking, god was killed by this website.
Is god dead?
Yes sir, Urban Dictionary exists.
Why does urban dictionary exist?
God is dead, that is why.
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A question usually asked in referral to a man's penis. Asked by 12 year olds across the country.
Male 1: Dude, yours doesn't have the tip.
Male 2: Why does yours look different?
Male 1: I guess we were born different.
by PyroOfTF2 August 28, 2019
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Why does my ass hurt?

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.
Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies
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why does my life suck

Because you made it that way
Person 1: Why does my life suck
Person2: Because you made it that why you ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธITch
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Is it because I say oof too much because I really am trying to change my awful ways
Why does urban dictionary hate me
by Lucinda is Lit July 19, 2020
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