Why does nobody love me

No Love

Josh: Why does nobody love me
Google: Wait, what am I supposed to say

by JustYoDude May 26, 2018

Why does no one love me?

"Why does no one love me?"

A question asked by many people, truth be told many people love you.

girl: "Why does no one love me?"
guy: "What do you mean? So many people love you!

by 𝒾𝓂 𝓈𝑜𝓇𝓇𝓎 😕 February 12, 2021

why does urban dictionary exist

Urban Dictionary exists because god is dead.
If you are asking, god was killed by this website.

Is god dead?
Yes sir, Urban Dictionary exists.
Why does urban dictionary exist?
God is dead, that is why.

by The pseudonym I own October 28, 2019

Why does yours look different?

A question usually asked in referral to a man's penis. Asked by 12 year olds across the country.

Male 1: Dude, yours doesn't have the tip.
Male 2: Why does yours look different?
Male 1: I guess we were born different.

by PyroOfTF2 August 27, 2019

Why does my ass hurt?

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.

Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies

by Thot_Slayer69420 February 19, 2020

why does my life suck

Because you made it that way

Person 1: Why does my life suck
Person2: Because you made it that why you 🅱️ITch

by Cake.CHR May 30, 2019

Why does urban dictionary hate me

Is it because I say oof too much because I really am trying to change my awful ways

Why does urban dictionary hate me

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020