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Bustamante

A cocktail comprised of a blush/rose' wine and an XTC tab. A popular drink enjoyed by exotic dancers working the afternoon shift in "off main street" strip clubs. Not only does this drink allow them to get more into their routine, but also allows them to look very classy to the clientele.
I was at this club gettin' on this girl and I knew I'd close the deal watching how she downed all those Bustamante's one after another.
by The Big Wiggle December 23, 2009
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bustamante

In Spanish, a slang term for motherfucker. Also called bustaputa.
You are a stupid loser, you are a motherfucker, you are a fucking asshole... how about this,you are BUSTAMANTE! there...
by Hijodeputa December 27, 2007
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bustamonte

1) pretends to be cool, young and hip, so he can find ways to harm you

2) tries hard to get you to like him, and then shanks you!
Example uno:

1) Bustamonte says, "You like playing video games. I like playing video games." (drills deep into your bottom teeth). *whispers* I play a lot of video games with your teeth, motherfucker!

Example dos:

2) If you try to talk about his handy work in public, he shanks you on camera. (silence because I can't speak). *Bustamonte whispers* I'd shank you, again, if you don't shut up!
by abbalapzyo June 29, 2021
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Bustamante

Taking your neighbors wife to the eye doctor
Jamie's pissed because: Bustamante.
by Guardo St. Jergen December 19, 2021
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Jose Bustamante

A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante
Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
by Jewcy707 January 2, 2020
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Jose Bustamante

A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante
Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
by Jewcy707 January 2, 2020
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Ian Bustamante

Zestiest mother fucker on this planet he loves femboys and playing league of legends. He is the zesty prince he also has horrible music taste
Look at that guy he looks so gay!
He’s probably an Ian Bustamante.
by Kanye sucks ong lmao!!!! December 16, 2022
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