turd burgular

When you defecate but forget to flush only to come back later and find your cat pawing at said turd as if it was planning to steal it.

I caught my cat being a turd burgular last night.

by Sancez December 26, 2005

turd burgular

someone who fucks butts and likes it 2

yo mom you are a total turd burgualr

by Joe Facker October 6, 2003

turd burgular

One who burgles shit(turds).
A total cocksmoker.

I saw Paul turd burgle my poop out of the tarlet!!

Vishy is a fag and a total turd burgular.

by NIGGA_HATER August 9, 2003

Turd Burgular

When having sex through the back door, only to pull your tool out and find a clump of turd attached to your knob

"Turd Burgular" I turd burgled Cindy last Saturday night but disaster averted, I wiped it on her curtains before she found out

by Turd burgular 101 July 13, 2011

Turd Burgular

coprophiliac,a person w/a sexual fetish toward excrement and its processes

"everytime I go take a dump,that turd burgular follows me into the restroom....it's creepy"

by Intergalactic Overlord 07 April 25, 2005

Turd Burgular

A gay boy who likes to stick his cock in a fellow queen's asshole and persue in stealing his turds.

That guy over there is a turd burgular!

by Jack Hawkins October 7, 2006

time burgular

someone who burgles or wast your time.coined from J Horton stoping buy to talk for long periods of time.also applies to space burglar.

That time burgular Jeff just wasted 3 hours of my time talking about rabbits.

by mark wilson bulletproof April 2, 2008