bunt cake

A person who is being lame, or failing at life.

"Have you heard about Jaq"

"Yes, he is a bunt cake"

by MmmellowYellow January 12, 2010

Buttcake

A delicious cake made of butts.

Oh man... my mom makes the most AWESOME buttcake. You'll have to try it sometime.

by DBUniverse April 2, 2010

buttcake

the act of various men ejaculating on the face of a young women or old women and the women is getting a perverse pleasure out of it.

todd tomas and jeremy where going to buttcake tiff, but she didn't want to mess up here hair.

by todd allen July 8, 2007

ButtCake Cup Muffin

This is when a woman shits in a paper muffin cup and her partner cums on it. They both eat the delicious baked good together. Sometimes, if it is the right time of the month, the woman may add some of her menstrual blood to make a pinkish frosting, mixed with the man's ejaculatory juices. It is also likely that the fresh poop will be hard to eat, so it is common for the muffin to be cooled in the refrigerator so it can harden a little. No one has ever actually tried to bake this concoction before, and it is not suggested to do so, and may result in the oven having to be replaced.

It may also be known as a butt muffin, chocolate truffle, or butt cake.

Man 1: Me and Sheila did some delicious baking last night.
Man 2: Oh yeah, what'd you bake, some buttcake cup muffins?

by Rod Weedan April 20, 2008

buncake

someone who is very sweet/cute .

Boy: I love yu .
Girl: Aw, I love yu too, buncake !

by Jessika Homicide October 3, 2006

Mustachio Buttcakes

When you are driving or riding down the street and see a good looking woman from the backside. This includes, but not limited to, great ass, nice legs, female gate, full bouncy hair. Sadly upon inspection of the front end you find a beard or nicely trimmed mustache. A terrible trick that god decides to play with the human form.

Hey man slow down that chick has a nice ass. Oh wait, there's a beard! It's a Mustachio Buttcakes!

by buckydelarocha April 28, 2015

Iranian Bunt Cake

When an overweight American with poor hygiene purchases a spouse from an overseas bridal market.

Did you hear? Gene-O married that Chinese girl he bought.

Oh, he pulled the ol' Iranian Bunt Cake. Nice.

by VLR January 13, 2008