Bumples

When a woman ties her hair in a pony tail and the hair is all lumpy, not looking perfect, the lumps are called bumples.

My hair dresser is hopeless, she tied my hair up and it is full of bumples.

by jomomocomo May 27, 2013

Bumples

(noun) Butt pimples.

Don't spank me too hard, you'll pop my bumples.

by VonBoggleSneefs March 29, 2015

Bumplestiltskin

What you call her when her labia are covered with bumps one week after she gets waxed

Mallory: The key here is confidence
Lana: Which Pam's got by the shitload...
Mallory: ...for reasons known but to God...
Pam: Well a lot of it is the Brazilian! They really make you feel... SEXY! At least until the ingrown hairs turn me back into Bumplestiltskin

by Truckasaurus July 31, 2022

Bumless

A useless bum

"How are you a bum and useless at the same time you bumless jerk"

by Yourlocalbunny22 February 5, 2026