bumchum

when someone is over friendly to someone and doesnt leave them the fuck alone ever and is constantly around them and being nice to them despite how they're treated by them
fletcher proceeds to follow bradley around 24/7

fletcher "hey bradley what shall i buy you"
Bradley "Everything"
Fletcher Gosbee "Ok bradley!"
Bradley 'Takes things'
'From a distance Mac says'
Mac: "Fletcher bumchums bradley so much"
Fletcher: Follows him around 24/7 and doesnt leave him alone (Basically wants anal)
by danyall November 14, 2017
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a man that has a gay lover and have sex up the shitter.
ewwww also known as Daniel Gale. Jamie Harris
hey bumchums stop fukkin up the arse!!!!!!
by louise April 11, 2004
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The one kid that somehow manages to finish you when they are in combat with someone else. Yes Fortnite kids, I’m talking about you
You actual bumchum, go swallow thy lar ge bin
by Roudyboi420 November 12, 2018
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Bumchums

A brand of male undergarments, created as a clever bit of demographic marketing. The target demographic is male homosexuals in the United Kingdom - a narrow but apparently-profitable niche.
A brand of britches kissing up to the backsides of male homosexuals? It looks like demographic marketers (and their bumchums) will do anything, and kiss any butt, just to chase the pink pound in this country.
by bitchuck August 27, 2024
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