A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.
They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.
They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.
Brother: Do you know where Cody is?
Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!
Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!
Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!
Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!
by Big Bad Bobinator December 11, 2012
Get the Lumbering Lomax mug.Grabing on to the bumper of a stopped car and then haveing them pull you along as they go. This is done only when the streets are ice or snow covered so that the bumperer can just slide along as the car goes.
by sfcjking March 13, 2011
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It's the opposite of a roast. While people in a roasting event would gather up to make fun of a single person, a buttering event has people gather up to adore, praise, and talk good about that person. Sometimes, it's extended to include everyone, so that each person has a chance to receive a variety of compliments. You can't talk bad about someone at a buttering event. The worst you can get to talking bad about someone is constructive criticism, guidence, and maybe a compliment sandwhich.
Coworker 1: Hey. Have you heard that the Coolerman and The Boss were feeling sad lately
Coworker 2: Yeah. They were feeling underappreciated, lonely, and unconfident.
Coworker 3: I have an idea! Let's have a buttering.
Coworker 1 and Coworker 2: That's a great idea!
Coworker 1: That way, they would feel more appreciated.
Coworker 2: A buttering event sounds perfect!
* later that day.
All: Surprise!!!
Coolerman and The Boss: This is so unexpected!
Coworker 7: Coolman is so awesome, he helped me with some paperwork
Coworker 5: The Boss is so cool, he gave me a day off when I was feeling sick.
Coworker 8: Coolman is so fantastic, he helped organize my daughter's birthday party.
Coworker 9: The Boss and Coolman are so cool, they're indestructable!
ect.
Coworker 2: Yeah. They were feeling underappreciated, lonely, and unconfident.
Coworker 3: I have an idea! Let's have a buttering.
Coworker 1 and Coworker 2: That's a great idea!
Coworker 1: That way, they would feel more appreciated.
Coworker 2: A buttering event sounds perfect!
* later that day.
All: Surprise!!!
Coolerman and The Boss: This is so unexpected!
Coworker 7: Coolman is so awesome, he helped me with some paperwork
Coworker 5: The Boss is so cool, he gave me a day off when I was feeling sick.
Coworker 8: Coolman is so fantastic, he helped organize my daughter's birthday party.
Coworker 9: The Boss and Coolman are so cool, they're indestructable!
ect.
by HawiianPunch1 February 15, 2014
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Get the Bammeringinhold mug.The term "Biebering About" is used to describe the bad driving nature of someone. Typically used in a derogatory manor meant to insult the individual, because Justin Bieber drives like an asshat. This term was brought about after his run in with NFL star, Keyshawn Johnson, in the private residential community they reside in. Don't be afraid to call a buddy out on tooling around like an asshat in inappropriate situations. We have race tracks and events for a reason.
Ex 1:
"Did you see that idiot speeding down the road and weaving all over the place?"
"Yeah, they were biebering about."
Ex 2:
"Chris, Quit biebering about! You're going to get us killed!"
Ex 3:
"Kimberly was killed by someone biebering about when she went to the store for hot dogs... I was really looking forward to a hot job."
"Did you see that idiot speeding down the road and weaving all over the place?"
"Yeah, they were biebering about."
Ex 2:
"Chris, Quit biebering about! You're going to get us killed!"
Ex 3:
"Kimberly was killed by someone biebering about when she went to the store for hot dogs... I was really looking forward to a hot job."
by tcbar June 12, 2013
Get the Biebering About mug.To NOT work hard at anything or at all. To be a slacker in a fast paced environment that requires hard work. See "Cube Crawler"
by Davey Jones Locker October 4, 2010
Get the Buslering mug.giving unnecessary goods/complements/sex to someone to get on their good side for manipulation purposes.
I found myself buttering up my friend the ranger, with funny pictures, before he would even think of buying the hat.
by ~exo November 27, 2013
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